ALERT: Corona Persona. (Imma Teach You How to Human.)
March 5, 2020 7:13 am Leave your thoughts
Seriously.
Corona Virus…? Two words that have bombarded your senses for months. My Corona Persona hates everyone. It’s turning me into a nasty person. I want to stab everyone in the crotch with a fork.
Today I went to the store and saw the above. That is the shelf where the hand sanitizers are kept. They are apparently 99.9% effective on germs and bacteria. Not much beats good old fashioned soap and hot water really but if you’re out and can’t reach a sink, it’s usually your next best bet until you can. The toilet paper aisle was empty too.
EMPTY.
I didn’t need any, but I noticed as I passed through to buy a new mop. It was empty…and I don’t care that it’s empty. You know why?
BECAUSE I HAVE 59 ROLLS AT HOME.
LOL, yes. Why? Because I buy a couple of packs at a time. It’s something you always need. ♠Full Disclosure; I’m a prepper-type who has mellowed out a little but I recognise it’s a staple and it would not be fun for me or my guests to ever run out of said item so it’s always available. Who has the time to keep running out to the store either? 59= two and bit packs. 
I always carry hand sanitizer, and I have for years. My mother does too. Inside her Tardis handbag/purse there are always staples, and this is one of them. Why? Because people are inherently dirty. Everyone knows about experiments done on handrails of trains and on cash money. Everything is filthy. I use public transport a lot – hence the hand sanitizer. Other people look at me funny when they catch a smell of “Cherry Blossoms” as I rub my hands together until lately. JOKE’S ON YOU, FOOLSSSS! (jk. but*just to brag* I also have a couple of spare hand sanitizers too.)
I’m not a germophobe (I eat other people’s sweat on a regular basis,) but it’s common sense. If a lot of different people are in an area touching things, sometimes you might want to clean up. It’s also helped my friends at gatherings, after messy foods if there are no napkins and also at music festivals or wherever they’re supplying porta loos… ME TO THE RESCUE!
At my slave gig, I share a desk with other people so (SURPRISE!!!) we have disinfectant wipes! Why? Not because those wonderful women are gross but we all are. We’re all able to spill food, sneeze or cough and spray germs everywhere. We’re all able to have a cut/injury or an illness that can be exacerbated if someone else accidentally touched something riddled with bacteria and transferred it. It’s life. It’s part of being a weak-ass, meat-covered skeleton.
Allow me to tell you a short and disgusting tale wrought with bacteria, vomit and contraction!
I was staying with someone. This someone got very sick. They were vomiting and had bowel issues for days. It was very bad. I stuck around. On one occasion, this person vomited in the bathroom sink. I don’t want to think about the specifics, but my toothbrush was sitting nearby. BAM! I was sick, and got it worse than them because of a pre-existing illness.
Did that person deliberately spray chunks on my toothbrush? I’d like to think not, but the point is obviously some bacteria settled on it, unseen to the naked eye. Same goes for coughing at work or grabbing a handrail that some guy who just scratched his nuts did before you. Be aware and clean within reason and you will be fiiiiiine.
Utter. Morons.
Am I scared of Corona Virus? Lol!!!!!!!
N O.
Just so you know, a 17 day old baby had CORONA and cleared it in a few days.
It sounds like a bad cold to me. More people have died of the yearly flu than Corona Virus and sadly they didn’t make the nightly news report. The regular groups should probably be on alert (eg elderly people with weaker immune systems) but other than that, enjoy your life.
Every single news channel is run by only a handful of parent companies. If you want to find out if that’s true – go to Youtube and see compilations of news reports. A VAST amount of them say exactly. the. same. thing. Word for word. They thrive on hysteria because it garners viewers (or clicks) and makes them money and more people hang on their propaganda. It’s entertainment. Practice some mature discernment when it comes to believing these people sometimes. Please. They don’t deserve 100% trust.
Are you scared or worried because they told you to be? Not to say you shouldn’t be vigilant in general anyway, but think about why those shelves are empty. You just know those people don’t have much of a life outside their television and their vacuous friends around a water cooler. It’s probably understandable to question their education too. They don’t seem to have actively asked questions or researched facts for themselves, instead relied on jaded and agenda-driving bodies to make decisions for them….even down to their emotions and physical actions. It’s also why CORONA BEER sales have taken a hit.
Yes. Really. People stopped buying beer because the Mexican beverage bares the same name.
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-age-sex-demographics/
I don’t hoard, but I don’t run out of staples. As an ex prepper-type who has since relaxed a little, I can tell you that your lack of foresight/ability to think “what if?” will bring stress later. Do it within reason, and you will be okay. It will avoid dumb shit like the following pics I took at shops the last few days. Just seeing it makes me shake my head. What about people on a limited income who have to wait until pay day to buy their shopping? This isn’t a good look, Australia!~
Okay, fine. This pic with the dad and kid like :O is funny.
The people who crazily ran around buying all of this up GET THE SAME VOTE AS YOU. (LOL! in fact it’s mandatory here!)They walk among you, so easily swayed by the media and hysteria they lose their minds. Some of them are responsible for teaching your children. It makes me laugh, but it’s sad they couldn’t just research possible mortality rates themselves, only heard a careless soundbite on the radio. It’s actually frightening…what could these people do if the situation really does become like they’re saying? What if there is actually a fast-transmitted virus either engineered by a lab or other and it does have people dropping dead left, right and centre?
This hysteria will have people commit murder over a dunny roll!(<–written 2nd march, UPDATE: REVISING THIS POST 4/March/2020 – the following was in my newsfeed.)
Sooo does that mean the soap you normally provide is shit? #WORK
++Also worth mentioning,++
*people are selling toilet paper for $1000 on Gumtree (-like Kajiji) source; received screen shots and seen news articles.
*people are stampeding as soon as the roller shutters are up at the stores. source: witnessed first hand and told by a family member.
*Managers contemplating bag checks to see if anyone has stolen toilet paper from the bathrooms – source: firsthand overheard at slave gig.
*Anti bacterial soaps replacing regular stuff in the shared bathrooms at work places- slave gig, pic –>
*People are stealing toilet paper from hospitals. (source; facebook friends who work in the industry)
…Where did all these sold out products go anyway? There have been many past articles about baby formula in Australia being bought out and sent to other countries. Are local citizens even the ones reaping the benefits of these items? Why is there only one other language besides English on the sold out stickers? Food for thought.
I also think about what it means for the government and Powers that Be. We’re all aware laws are changed after a major tragedy/scare with the tragedy used to justify it…and you’re a bad person if you dare question it. (Think intricacies of the Patriot Act and 9/11) They encroach evermore on freedoms, sometimes without us even realising or with a lot of regular people justifying it. Don’t voice your opinion on social media because you actually get morons fighting for the state! It’s so disappointing. LOL
Will this hysteria be used to implement control over where we travel? Who can travel? Who can be let into sports stadiums? What ‘medicine’ we are mandated by a government to take no matter your potential allergies/risks associated with its components?
“A person could be hit with a control order which would include a range of measures, including:
- quarantining at home
- wearing protective equipment such as gowns or masks
- undergoing examination by health professionals
- giving samples for diagnosis
- forcing vaccinations or other treatments” —-found HERE
It doesn’t bode well when there’s a large contingent of idiots freaking out and wanting someone to tell them what to do.
And let’s not forget this old chestnut:
The move and reasoning towards a totally cashless society where all purchases are tracked…It’s always been on the agenda, just look at the articles documenting a change in rules regarding cash payments $10,000 and over. Ever scrounged together all your birthday money, withdrawn some savings, borrowed money from a parent to pay for a car or other large item? Well, now the authorities want to know where every cent came from digitally or you will be prosecuted. (ARTICLE HERE)
When something on a global scale happens and takes over the media/culture…we need to look at who benefits.
The following is not a survival gear list etc, just some stuff I personally don’t run out of in my household/daily life without there being a weird “threat”.
I aM heLpiNg You hUmaN. ((Feel free to add some to it on here or Facebook.))
*Water – bottles/kegs/jugs/ if you don’t consume tap water (my country has Fluorosilicic acid mixed in so I haven’t drunk it in decades.)
*Toilet paper
*Cooking oil/whichever one you use.
*Dishwashing liquid
*Disinfectant/wipes etc
*Plastic wrap/aluminum foil
*Pasta. Pasta is cheap AF and can be used and stored for a long time if you can’t get to a shop/too sick to drive.
*Sanitary items/menstrual cups/condoms etc.
*Bathroom items/spare toothbrush/toothpaste.
*Bandaids/first aid stuff
*Batteries
How do you come up with your own list?
You ask yourself this: if I run out of this thing while using it, is it going to ruin the recipe? Will it cause great inconvenience? Will I have to change my whole plan because this item has gone? If the answer is yes, sometimes you have to get two!
TLDR:
*It doesn’t hurt to have hand sanitizer/wipes anyway, and you should.
*The media are mostly pushing agenda and usually the stories and phrasing etc come from the same source
*Use discernment/research for yourself, and don’t panic.
*You probably should have some staples in your house so you don’t panic-buy and clear out shelves like a crazy person.
*Quit the hysteria over the Corona Virus. It’s pissing me off. K thx.
I’m staying off social media news feeds after all this!