Australia does not Exist

October 13, 2022 12:11 pm Published by EverEden Leave your thoughts

It’s time to admit it and come clean. I can’t sit by and watch any longer as the world continues to treat everything like it’s normal, believing the lies of corporations and governments. It’s hard for me to admit that I was taken in by “them,” and I accepted a vast payment in order to pretend I live in a place as fictitious as Narnia. I tell people I live in Australia. But…

Australia does not exist.

https://www.ipswich.qld.gov.au

All the rumours are true. There is no such place.

When you think about it – it’s obvious. Come on, the animals that supposedly live in Australia? Do you really believe an animal like a Platypus could be real? A duck that is classified as a mammal, that is furry, has webbed feet, a duck’s bill, two dicks and doesn’t quack. Sweet, no wonder you believe the lies Bill Gates and Anthony Gremlin Fauci peddle. Apparently, you also believe we have Kangaroos(?!) – the mammal that can jump several feet, grow as high as 6 foot, and carry their Joeys(babies) in a pouch while they do this. Oh, and the people of Australia can apparently eat them too.

I was sucked into being an actor to perpetuate the narrative, coming home from training one night. They told me I didn’t have time for jiujitsu anymore. I was offered a salary for the rest of my life, and then told that I had to go to an old warehouse on a nearby island, to a sound stage to make various videos: stand in front of bushland sets and strong spotlights to create harsh sunlight. I was blindfolded on the way there so I don’t know where we go but I can tell you that it is an island not far from where they pretend Australia lies.

The first day was difficult because we had to learn the “Aussie accent”…the words kinda of ran together and the emphasis was on different parts of the words I already knew.

CONdoms, CLIToris for example.

My dialect coach told me I was one of the best students. I was fast at learning all the new slang and weird, made up, words. THEN they told me about the drop bears. They explained: when they were making the Australian animals in a lab and decided on a koala, something got into the DNA sequence and suddenly there was an abundance of violent and vicious specimens. They told me that they’d named them drop bears and to make sure I warn people about them because they were running loose everywhere and when it was finally mainstream news, they wanted to blame Australia. The perception we had to show was that they were entirely contained to this land, Australia, along with the other terrifying snakes, spiders and crocodiles.

Crocodile tastes like chicken with the consistency of a fish fillet, and the satisfaction you’re eating a dinosaur.

When we meet foreigners who think they are on vacation in Australia, we make sure we turn it on. Sometimes the accent slips, so we’ve been instructed to pretend there are different states, and therefore, very slight different accents and this can happen with all ages, young and old. The excuse covers nasal, or too-much twang in the words when some of us can’t get it perfect on the day. We are also punished if we screw this up too many times.

We drink a lot of alcohol so that the cliched Aussie stereotypes make the holiday-makers feel they’re getting a genuine Australian experience, sitting outside pubs and talking about footy, the national game our bosses made up. They combine Rugby, Gaelic Football, Soccer and others to create a game that the majority of or Australians are said to watch and follow. You may see some of the actors dressed in their club’s colours and talking about a game they’ve seen…but the television coverage is a stadium that has been filled with CGI fans.

We also say c*nt. A lot. It’s like a comma for most of us…it was the plan, just to see how much we could get away with… LOL

You know what?….fuck it.

Look, Australia is real. We pay taxes (taxation is theft,) we drive on roads, we have components of history that are dark, and we have great advances in the technology and pharma sector, a lot in sports too. We have buildings, planes, towns, huge cities, rural areas, animals, schools, all different races and people. We have politicians who are seemingly bought and paid for by other countries, and a big USA installation in the middle of the country called Pine Gap that is U.S land and was responsible, during Obama’s reign, for routing missiles over the Middle East.

I know some people believe that Australia is listed as a corporation and the (late) Queen used the birth certificates of all the people in her lands to borrow money against ( eg how much that person will earn in their lifetime etc. Freeman/strawman stuff that the felon Darrel Brooks is attempting to use as a defense in his court case at the moment.) BUT I go to work, I’ve been to school, I’ve lived here. For better or worse, we’re here. Australia in all it’s nannystate, cucked glory exists. We live in a visual paradise, beaches, rock formations and all the things you might find in a calendar too.

I get a laugh out of people making “upside down” jokes and telling me I am a figment of their imagination because Australia “isn’t real” but…if you really believe it…

Grow up.

It’s kinda lame now.

The Greatest Lie Ever Told: How Australia is Fake | The Psychology of Extraordinary Beliefs (osu.edu)