Cut the Loops

February 11, 2021 2:39 am Published by Leave your thoughts

 

My return to the slave gig was kind of exciting. I didn’t sleep the night before for a few reasons but one was excited to get out of the house. I left earlier than usual because I wanted to get there early, get reacquainted because I’d had some time off. I had a million emails to catch up on and I wanted to make myself familiar with ever-changing policy now that the COOF must be factored into everything and the official instructions backflip every day as they get made up on the run.

Remember that guy Fauci, Director for the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases? He originally said it was silly to wear a mask, and now he wants our American friends to wear two while he gets around town like this:

Credit: AP Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, Thursday, July 23, 2020, in Washington. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Come on, it’s funny. #rulesfortheeandnotforme

Since the snap lockdown our state’s premier declared, seemingly to prove they could click their fingers and have 2 million people jump, it’s been strange. We had one confirmed case…and this guy’s ass was apparently on fire since he went everywhere while waiting for his results.  Since then; no more cases. Some people like to say it’s because of the measures snapped into place, but others are beginning to ask how that’s possible if a man who tested positive to an extremely catchy strain didn’t give it to anyone else before everyone donned a face diaper, for eg surely we would be seeing cases rise this week after it’s had time to incubate and manifest. In any case, we are all wearing mandated masks, for the first time ever.

Some might think I’m being a prima donna about having to wear a mask or adhere to restrictions but it really hasn’t hit us hard at all in this state so sudden measures seem confusing and extreme.  This country had barely any instances to report (compared to other countries. But…they still managed to jam through legislation forcing you to record when you’ve been to a shop/restaurant etc even though there is already CCTV, and evidence if you used your credit card to pay…annnnd here we are. I’m confused because our Coof boogeyman at least had the decency to either come out or stay away altogether, not just sneak up on you if you were ignoring the government’s 10pm curfew like in the UK…It still lay in wait to get ya though, if you had that extra person at grandma’s funeral or didn’t feel like a sit-down meal at a restaurant. 😉

Moving on! There are all sorts of maskers around this week. It’s been very amusing!

There are some elderly people huffing and puffing while walking tiny dogs, red-faced and about to pass out, so they take off the masks and breathe in and out in huge breaths then carry on. There are some people like the man from the last post, who took his mask down to sneeze a firework display of snot and then casually put it back on. Today I saw a woman who had it pulled down to her chin. Her lit cigarette was hanging out of her mouth, dangerously close to the cloth and whatever’s probably sprayed on the disposable mask to make it more durable. I saw a beefed-up man you wouldn’t dare scold for not obeying the PTB orders sitting on public transport with it around his mouth only and not his giant nose.

This week I’ve also seen people use bandanas and their own shirts to cover their mouths so they can enter the grocery store. I can’t help but think the face diaper is to make people feel like they can control something they’ve been pushed to fear and make themselves feel they’re superior to anyone who isn’t wearing a mask.

Feeln cute…might wear a face diaper

How do I know? Because I did it too, and I think this is BS overreaction here!

I had to get a mask. I sourced one from an ex-Apple employee, so my shit was legit! Lol. Washable, (apparently) more breathable, not the same chemicals in it like the disposable ones everyone’s wearing…SO while I’m wearing what looks to be underwear on my face, leg holes around my ears, I found myself looking at people not using theirs correctly and thinking everyone else is dumb. And would I have said something to them? Hell no. Do what the fuck you want. I think this particular incident is theatre to psyop the masses in my city, but the thought was still there. “What the, he’s not even covering his nose.” “He’s not doing it the way they tolllld ussssss!” 

So, aside from being frustrated in general, I am now frustrated with myself too. LOL. The worst thing? Today I was told I have to use the masks they gave us, not my own one, which was better and safer, if that was really a concern. This involved me switching from my slightly-less-annoying Apple one to a mangy disposable one that apparently had to be replaced every four hours. I was told I could take it off to eat or drink…and on top of that, I was told that the masks can only be used once and I have to cut off the ear loops before disposing of it…Why? Because these idiots have already managed to choke birds and get masks stuck around their necks by throwing them in the street when they’re done. Is it any wonder I am bordering on being a recluse at this stage? Ughhhhhh.

 

 

 

TLDR:

*Had to wear a placebo facemask because of a kneejerk reaction to ONE. CASE.

*It pissed me off because where I live is pretty normal due to low population etc.

*I dislike the public only asking “How high?” when a politician tells them to jump, especially one up for election.

*Your disposable placebo masks shed chemicals, and I got a sore throat in 90 mins.

*Disposable masks are choking birds in my city.

*I can’t take living in this Idiocracy. I think I will become a total recluse and just order food to my den LOL
wait, do I still have to wear a mask to open the door?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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