Heart to Beat
May 6, 2021 3:40 am Leave your thoughts
Get it, get it? Issa pun thing, kinda/melaphor? Heart and beat and hard to beat! Yeah? Nah? Okay.
I had some adventures, awesome food, and good times with my brothers from another mother. I’ve laughed a lot more than I have in months. I wanted this blog post to be about the terrifying stupid reach of the state and how they’re intent on making the Coof a reason to execute powers…but here we are.
The boys and I saw Mortal Kombat (brothers from another mother.) Coof rules were in so we had to wear masks. But only to the lobby. Then everyone in the movie theatre took them off to eat popcorn etc. What a croc. Just remember, kiddies, the Coof can only get you on the way in, not in the two hours you spend next to strangers breathing the same air 🙂 
The movie was entertaining, there were fatalities from the games and special effects that made Subzero’s powers pop. Storyline – not so great, if you’re an old fan. They reversed whose clan started the beef then added a descendant of Scorpion to play the lead…but he lacked the charisma needed for an audience to care about him or what he did next. In the end, the funniest times IMO, we while we were watching the credits in case there was a teaser for another MK movie. We were messing around, I tried to armbar my friend and when we were sneaking our arms down each other’s recliner seats during the movie and pulling the lever when they least suspected it.
The boys also took me to a restaurant on another night…Two of us got the buffet. Whatever happens at the buffet stays at the buffet so all I can say is that I could barely breathe after it and having to wear a face-diaper-Rona-mask made it even harder. Two of the guys didn’t want the buffet option. They wanted the hot Vindaloo dish and consequently were dripping with sweat and making sounds they tried to hide in between guzzling the expensive, sparkling water that we ordered for the table. I asked a server if we could get more napkins because my friend’s nose was running annnnnd then I told her he was clearly dying and we needed help. She admitted she should have warned about how hot the food could be. She brought us more (plain) water and I pretended I couldn’t hear my friends sucking in air through their teeth and generally trying to hide their self-inflicted pain. 😀
This was a good day
Suckers. I told them not to get that dish. But they wanted to impress the server.
I realised something about myself this week. I realised I can spend $76 on loose leaf tea in one visit with 10 mins to go until closing. I blame my best friend for not having the heart to stop me. I also blame him for the debauchery that is yet to happen on the weekend, as well as the mess I’m going to make with the art supplies he gave me.
I blame my other friend for the shock that there are other people who also make magic happen. I like to find out about things you want and secretly source them from the corners of the globe. I have a skill. This devil woman beat me at my own game and found a perfume I loved, over a decade ago, that is no longer for sale.
I was reminded I get excited when people give me adult colouring-in books depicting serial killers or swear words. I’ve had cocktails, badass gifts and a bunch of surprises. Thank you to all my friends and the people who let me know they appreciate my chaotic, anxious, overly-imaginative, too-talkative, opinionated, weirdo presence in their lives! 😀
TLDR:
*This week I had an excuse to be a consumer
*My friends are the best.
*Face diapers are still a thing, even though they can come off when you’re eating or drinking.
*Side note: CLEO DARKROSE’S BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 5TH OF MAY, for anyone playing at home.
*This is a “Week in the Life” post. Content of what I did this week. You can find others in the same section. I have a boring life though. 😛
Cowboy.” 1, Traditional animal herder who tends cattle on ranches usually in the North American region.
2, Derogatory term describing someone who is reckless, ignores potential risks, irresponsible or who heedlessly handles a sensitive or dangerous task.
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