Return of the Coof

February 4, 2021 3:58 am Published by EverEden Leave your thoughts

Don’t worry, boys, we won’t go too deep this time.

Again?

In what was once known as the most isolated city in the world…A hotel quarantine guard felt sick and told his workplace. Then he proceeded to keep driving at his second job as an Uber driver and consequently this whole fucking city is scared of the Coof and everyone has to wear a mask. For the first time. Masks were never mandatory for us, even at the height of the panic pandemic in this country because we’re spread out, the population isn’t excessively large and because only a handful of cruise-ship people had the dreaded Rona. Now you can’t leave your house without one, you can’t exercise without one, and essential businesses (petrol, groceries) are saying no mask, no entry. The stations literally lock the door and, apparently, you need to buzz to get them to open it. You aren’t allowed to ride public transport if you don’t have a mask either.

Masks (found on the state government’s website.)

• Masks must be worn at all times when outside of your place of residence. This includes at workplaces if you’re an essential worker, on public transport and while exercising for the allocated one hour per day.
• For people who are deaf or hard of hearing, you will be able to remove your mask, if necessary, to communicate. Writing notes, pointing or the speech to text app, where possible, are encouraged.
• Children under 12 years of age are exempt from wearing a face mask.
• People also don’t need to wear masks if:
  • it causes a risk to their health and safety
  • they are the sole occupant in a car
  • in an emergency.
• Masks will be provided to government front line workers and the Department of Communities will distribute masks to the community services sector.
• Private industry also have a responsibility to essential workers and should have masks available for their essential employees.

I don’t know…a virus rumoured to have escaped a stage 4 lab, to be naturally mutating etc and you’re going to protect yourself with a mask from Bunnings and some hand sanitiser?

The premier (up for election) of my state announced there would be a 5 day “lockdown” beginning that evening. With that…the roads were clogged, the supermarket shelves emptied and social media was rife with proud Agent Smiths.  ((Like other Agents, Smith’s role is to police and maintain the Matrix by eliminating potential threats to the stability of the system, such as Redpills and defective programs))

I came across dozens of comments by hysterical and ill-informed people bragging about telling others they should be wearing a mask. I’m a borderline recluse so it probably won’t happen but…just a tip: do. not. say. that. to. me. The audacity is like having a virtue-signalling busybody approach someone with an invisible illness to tell them they shouldn’t be parking in a Disabled Bay. Mind your own business. You have no idea why that person isn’t wearing a Coof face diaper. They could have medical exemptions, claustrophobia, trauma, they could be on their way to buy a mask, they may have taken it off after an issue with skin irritation or breathing. I’ve read the recovery rate of the Coof, know two people who have had it(one the dreaded UK strain,) I’ve seen the prevalence (lack thereof) in this country/state/city/suburb, I haven’t left my house in a week due to other issues so…fuck off. 🙂 Simple. You don’t know why someone is doing something, so stay out of their face.

Yesterday I was in the grocery store and a man wearing a mask stopped, stiffened, pulled his mask down and sneezed a massive and visible explosion of droplets. Then he put his mask back on.

…Is there a way to use these things that I’m not aware of? LOL

I’ve seen pictures on friend’s social media lamenting the empty shelves, how they can’t source essentials on a scheduled weekly shop. Another friend told me someone he knows works in a well-known supermarket and had seen punches thrown a few hours after the announcement about the restrictions. My dad had to wait in a petrol station line stretching out of the station and down the road. Another friend had to drive to 3 petrol stations before he could get a smaller line to wait in. Yet another friend went to a speciality store and couldn’t get a car park because a grocery store was in the vague vicinity. One of my female friends was abused for driving in her car, alone, without a mask.

“Scientists and researchers are constantly tracking infections and recoveries. But they have data only on confirmed cases, so they can’t count people who don’t get COVID-19 tests. Experts also don’t have information about the outcome of every infection. However, early estimates predict that the overall COVID-19 recovery rate is between 97% and 99.75%” – WebMD

The amount of time it took for people to lose their minds…incredible. Don’t these people still have stocks from the last time they did this…? Or did they throw all of it away and refused to learn a thing? Do they spend all their time n front of the MSM tv shows and live in fear? Having said that, if someone is elderly or has a pre-existing medical condition then they should take measures to protect themselves. Like they would every other time. Knock yourself out. But don’t expect millions of others to jump when someone clicks their fingers over one case of the Coof. If you are that worried, why don’t you stay home?

Positive – Maybe these panicked jackasses were stocking up again because they know the government lies and it may not be “just five days,” like they said.

Negative- God help us if anything actually did warrant panic in this town. These people are irrational and ridiculous sheep!

Any time you find yourself in a traffic jam with a backseat full of toilet paper an hour after a politician up for election tells you to be scared, it’s time to analyse your behaviour.

 

TLDR

*Coof scares are back, in time for the state election. 

*A snap lockdown (over one case) is apparently acceptable to the masses here.

*A politician and the biased media are powerful to the perception of the lazy.

*Some people are looking for reasons to panic.

 

 

Links behind the jumps:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lq3_rsBJ9w

https://matrix.fandom.com/wiki/Agent_Smith

 

 

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