St Libby’s Burrito
May 12, 2022 3:33 pm Leave your thoughts
I’m back. I wanted to see what life was like taking a break from all the author and the blog stuff. Turns out everything is the same, except I miss writing frequently. I’ve got some good stuff to write about from my month-ish off and unfortunately (or fortunately?) even more Mr Passion stories.
Yes, here I am.
Today is about Libby’s burrito…because it was one of the things which brought me back here. It’s a short tale that makes no sense and was a random occurrence that I wanted to tell you about. Little things…keep you from fucking yeeting yourself when you recall the failed relationships, the rejections, the mistakes, the facepalm conversations from 8 years ago, the missed opportunities, the fact most people ignored your birthday this year…- *ahem.
Life is very disappointing a lot of times.
A win is nice.
My time away was also a social experiment of sorts, it was the longest I’ve gone without writing for F U N . I worked on Uni assignments etc but nothing like creative writing or the blog. I managed to make some Mr Passion stuff into TTS audio and managed to live like the normies – no real dive into politics, just memes, streams, going out, working on my assignments etc. It was okay, but I don’t fucking like it. My fingers like to be tapping away, even if 2 people read my work and it gives them some sort of entertainment “on the john or on the train to work.”
I made it another year around the sun a few weeks back…but let’s be honest, since the Rona farce, it’s all blurred into one shitshow anyway. 2019 was one of the best years of my life and everything since has been lack lustre and drudgery again (spoken like a true OG goth, I know.) And this post is disjointed and strange at best…
CC ordered me ribs, for my birthday, from across the world. I was to go into the city and to a restaurant to get my birthday lunch/dinner. I had no idea what it was – whether it was a small takeaway order, a feast, a drink – no ideas. I locked up the house and walked out of my gate but stopped. There was a paper bag on the ground. It had some green pattern on it and someone had written “LIBBY” on the corner. I looked at it for a moment then around the place thinking maybe someone had put it there while they were somewhere else on the driveway or going back to their car for something etc. A brief thought – maybe CC was getting it wrong, and he’d somehow sent it to my house instead.
I picked up the bag, and it was cold. It wasn’t there when I got home at 10pm the night before. This poor meal had been left outside in the cold all night 🙁 When I looked inside the bag, there was a bottle of coke and a silver package I knew was a sealed up burrito from Zambreros.
I don’t know who Libby is. There was no number on the bag and no receipt…so uber eats, deliveroo, door dash or similar just dumped it. They didn’t even knock on my door.
I’m not ashamed to say that after checking the seal on the coke was intact, the burrito was tight with a sticker over the openings…I fucking heated it up the next day and split it with someone.Pulled pork, spices, rice and Mexican stuff.
Fuck yeah, thanks Libby.
Saint Libby,
Hallowed be thy name.
You will be forever remembered for the sacrifice you made in donating your meal to me in a time of emotional need.
TLDR:
*I took a break. I’m back…
*I’ve begun making some of these blog posts into TTS vids/audio so you can listen to them if you don’t want to read. The latest one is here: https://odysee.com/@EverEdenAuthor:5/Mrpassion2:3
*I had a free Burrito that was the catalyst to start writing here again. Fuck, I’m strange.
*More on the CC ribs later. THAT was an EPIC experience.
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